Alyssa Sunseri

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

astro-naute:

girlzwithcurves:

mizzjade:

wolfraid:

Mystic.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

wow…….like aquatic unicorns

mammamoon:

Big Sur, California - Camping here was easily the most beautiful part of our road trip

hoodniggashit:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

When you see ya ex w the person they told you not to worry bout on a date

hoodniggashit:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

When you see ya ex w the person they told you not to worry bout on a date

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine